Sunday, February 27, 2011

Match 151 - Lost

Songbo FC 2:4 Opponents

Date: 27th Feb 2011
Venue: Fuhua SS.
Jersey: Black

Starting Line-Up >> 4-4-2
Junbing(GK), H.Weijie(LB), Swee Chao(CB), Kenny(CB), Kaiseng(RB), Jackie(LM), Hweequan(DM), Rujia(CM), Mervin(RM), Alvin Toh (SS), Yanshou(CF)

Subtitutes:
Sybian

Scores:
HT: 0-1
FT: 2-4


二月二十七日,天气炎热烈日当空Songbo 球员以如同往常纷纷抵达今天的足球场Fuhua 中学。Songbo球队应上星期球赛获得胜利而感到兴致勃勃,再加上这场球赛是阿Lam 2011季里首次当任教练的角色。今天的敌队是在2011季内已正面交锋过的马来队伍,比数为3-3

比赛正式开始,Songbo球队又如往常是支慢热性的队伍。经过十多分钟的交警后双方仍然毫无建树、突然从中场敌队往我方传球、敌队虽没及时把球接好但球以流入我方的罚球区边缘为中卫C-cup 造成困扰、一不留神就让敌队有机可乘射入了第一球比数10。接下来Songbo 球队虽然激励采取反攻行动但都无功而返。金马奖入围者Jackie 凭精湛的演技获得一个自由球为Songbo 带来一线希望,可惜事与愿违上半场始终以1 0 的比数结束了。

中场休息,阿Lam 乘此机会稍微改变策略、令体重将近0.1公墩的萨便以盯人的方式应付敌队的灵魂人物八号球员、同时也希望主攻球员 尽量大胆射门。

下半场比赛开始了,Songbo 球队采取的人盯人策略果然渐渐发挥效应、敌队的八号球员被挤在游戏中心之外。萨便在中场无意间领到球、如获至宝、萨便便灵机一动地驱动他那庞大的身躯带球往左侧驶去。说时迟那时快,萨便见龙门右侧Mervin 已到位便将球传去、Mervin不负众望的将球射入敌队的龙门。1 1。之后敌队不甘示弱激励进攻分别从Songbo 的中心及右侧连进两球。3 1。这时Songbo队长Capt. Sparrow 大发雷霆鞭策Songbo 球员不要气馁并且以身作则里往狂澜射进了一粒头球 3 2Songbo 深知离终场时间不远并立即将球从敌方龙门取出。可惜Songbo 队员们的体力以今非昔比大不如前,年轻力胜的马来队伍以第二个杀手锏十六号球员从Songbo的左面采取攻势、正好这时海鲜王已带伤出场让十六号有机可乘近距离射进了本赛最后一粒球。4 2

终场后队长Capt.Sparrow表示大家已尽了力、虽败犹荣,只是希望大家提高自信心便能将Songbo推向另一个高峰。话虽如此,Songbo还是希望体力较差的队友积极减肥。来临的350RUN 就是一个很好的开始。发啊!!

Summary by,
H.Weijie


Sunday, February 20, 2011

Match 150 - Win

Songbo FC 3:1 Opponents

Date: 20th Feb 2011
Venue: Fuhua SS.
Jersey: Kappa Red

Starting Line-Up >> 4-1-3-1-1
Yanshou(GK), Kelvin(LB), Hwee Quan(CB), Kenny(CB), Kaiseng(RB), Jiaxiang(LM), T.Weijie(DM), Rujia(CM), Jackie(RM), Alvin Toh (SS), Junbing(CF)

Subtitutes:
Sybian

Scores:
HT: 3-0
FT: 3-1


Songbo FC back to winning ways

From a club that for a long time enjoyed the luxury of having 4 practise balls and 1 match ball to fallen into one that nearly faced a ball-less situation, one would expect the club to fall from such grace is Songbo FC.

With a CFO, Souless Seng, who is also a die-hard Arsenal fan, it is no surprise why the club though having lots of cash in it's bankbook, simply refuse to buy more balls. Exactly the same way why Arsenal dun wanna spend money buying new players to boost the squad.
If Souless ever read this article, i hope we can see new balls appearing in Fuhua Secondary the next week.

With goals from PapaSoh, BerbaToh and Seafood King in the first half, it virtually has kill off our opponents. Even a freakish consolation goal, could not muster any comeback to the game.
The game started with the opponents having a major share of possession. Bombarding the goal with some long shots and crosses, creating pressure towards Songbo. The only and crucial save came from a through pass, with the opponent beating the offside trap, he chips the keeper and luckily Tiger Yan was not far from the goal line and tips the ball to the crossbar. Having some sessions of yoga indeed made him a better keeper.

Songbo was awaken from that moment and few minutes later, a corner by Looney straight towards goal was FLAPPED by the keeper and a tap-in was needed by PapSoh to take the lead. 1-0 up!

With mando Tan making relentless running, the opponent midefield simply can't find a way to stop him. A simple pass was made to BerbaToh at the edge of the penalty area, and seeing no commitment from the opponent, Toh made an audacious looping strike and scored. 2-0 up!

Songbo was not satisfied, having thrown away 2 goals lead before, they needed a third to seal the game. And they are rewarded when another trademark corner from Looney was headed out by the opponents. Little did they know that Seafood King is lurking to strike just outside the box. Upon seeing the loose ball, he dash forward and completed a first time half volley into the left corner of the goal. 3-0!

Seafood King improved goal instinct certainly has to give credit to his time under Manger Lam Hodgon. A pity their manager is not there to witness the winning ways of Songbo.

Second half was more exciting....at least to the fans. Captain Mubarak was claiming a hurt hamstring, so on came NBA Star. In the past, NBA Star is one of the fittest and speedy player in Songbo, but a return to Basketball only makes his tummy bigger n bigger. It makes one wonder, how come he can grew so fat while playing a Basketball league. Due to reliable sources, NBA Star real intention to basketball is to train up a bunch of street fighters that do nothing but bash up opponents on and off the court. He was not involved in any fights as he is too slow to chase his man.

NBA Star was a stark contrast to his usual form. He could no longer outrun opponents, twist his body and whip in a decent cross. His presence on field remind the crowd (Mubarak and C-cup Chaos) of Fat Ronaldo.

Last but not least, the freakish goal that PapaSoh let in was a slow looping free-kick which Harry Redknapp's grandmother could tip it over. But instead it was tipped into the goal by our ever-reliable GK, Papasoh.

My man of the match is definitely Mando Tan. His lung-less running is the best weapon to Songbo for the day.

Off-the-Records

Souless Seng is no longer Lusty because he is now living with an empty soul. He has been giving craps to Mubarak and toking no-sense lately. Just hours before the match, he was spotted in CCK at around 2am. His mind on that day is definitely not the soccer ball, but the other 'Ball' that night. He can say watever he wans, but we know him too well. Nevertheless, we hope his love life is beautiful.

Tummy Quan is another victim of Mubarak's lashing. As Mubarak commented, "His body can no longer do what his mind wants..." With late nights mahjong every week, its inevitable his tummy is growing at such an alarming rate. Maybe a Run350 could help him with that.

C-cup Chao reported for urgent MC due to an injured back. Doubts are cast over the authencity of his injury, even the honest Seafood King who accompany him to take IPPT could not be confidently sure that it was due to IPPT that he injured his back. Songbo FC management would like to remind its member to exercise due caution when trying out new sex stunts.

Summary by
Tiger Yan


Monday, February 14, 2011

Match 149 - Lost

Songbo FC 2:5 Opponents

Date: 13th Feb 2011
Venue: Dunearn SS.
Jersey: Kappa Red

Starting Line-Up >> 4-1-3-1-1
Junbing(GK), Jiaxiang(LB), Swee Chao(CB), Kenny(CB), H.Weijie(RB), Jackie(LM), Hwee Quan(DM), T.Weijie(CM), Rujia(AM), Mervin(RM), Yanshou(CF)

Subtitutes:
Sybian

Scores:
HT: 0-2
FT: 2-5


Its a sunny Sunday morning. The Songbos had a wild night of fun a kelvin's house, where they screamed at the top of their voice, celebrating Rooney's wonder goal.... But the party the night before might have just caused the pathetic performance on the field.

The opponent, in blue jersey, was a brunch of early - mid twenties Chinese, with a big and tall foreign import.

The game started with a brief exchange of passes and attacks from both teams, but neither was able to threaten the goal. Songbo get a few changes where the ball was played through the defense but the BLUE center backs recover well and clear the danger. The BLUE foreign import, a whiteman, just like a peice of tofu, fall to the ground after challenging for the ball with our Golden Triangle (Seafood King, Geeky Chao and Tummy Quan). Tiger Yan was fired up, and his tough challenges on the BLUE defenders causes small scuffles. Non-official sources reported that Tiger was one of the victim of the late night AGM, which caused Tiger not being able to release his testorone hence resulting in his fiery temper on the pitch. Before long, a concentration lapse by Songbo saw the BLUE scored the first goal. Songbo was shocked by the goal, however they wasn't able to find an equaliser, and the BLUE doubled the scoreline just before the half time whistle.

Back in the dressing room, Captain Murbarak, gave the Songbos his hair dryer prep talk, hoping to tightened the play when the second half resumes.

Songbo started the second half positively, showing the desire to get themselves back into the game... Mando Tan scored from a nice lay-off by Captain Mubarak. Scoreline 1 - 2. Confidence of Songbo rises, but it was before long when Geeky Chao hack a BLUE stirker inside the penalty box. No. 9, their talisman of the BLUE step forward to take the penalty. PapaSoh as always, so reliable in between the goal pump the ball away. Scoreline 1 - 2. Not long after missing the penalty, the BLUE No. 9 send a defend splitting pass to their foreign import, and 1 - 3 is the scoreline.

Songbo, not giving up, scored a goal to bring the scorelin to 2 - 3. This time run, our Geylang King, went on a solo effort, dribbling past the BLUE defenders, and score with a beautiful left footed goal.

However, Songbo shows their lack of match fitness, struggling to keep up with the opponent, resulting Papa Soh being sodomised for another two attempts. Final scoreline 2 - 5...

Summary by,
T.Weijie


Sunday, February 13, 2011

AGM 2010 - Minutes

Yo guys!!

Guess we had a great nite over at Kelvin's love nest for his hse warming cum AGM. Let's us once again thanks Kelvin for hosting us & also congrats to all the prize winners of AGM 2010!!

Award Winners
  1. Most improved player: T.Weijie
  2. Player's player: Kenny
  3. Last but not least.. our best excuse of the year award.. Our Pilot Captain Sparrow !!
Okay, here are some key points which our captain pilot sparrow has highlighted for this coming year:
  1. Setting us a target to play more frequently (at least once in every 2-3 weeks)
  2. To have more cohesion activities besides soccer such as marathon runs & tournament fico/fustal
  3. Some concerns are raised on the commitment & costs which we hope to always come to some consenus before decide on the activities.
  4. Make it a point whenever the match is postponed due to wet weather, we will auto convert to a fico session subjecting to availability
  5. We have tentatively set 14t-15 May to have our SB retreat either on kukup / st john island.
  6. So please make yourself available on this 2 days!!
Now is some financial reports on our SB funds:
  • I have collected this quarter fund money from all members less Alvin Toh, Jiaxiang, Jeremy, Kelvin & Jackie
  • Due some sensitivity on the exact value of fund used for the prizes & gifts, I will just stated the amount of fund left.
  • $230.25 (before deducting AGM food cost which Kelvin will let me know next week)
I do have all the receipts which being claimed. The details I will get our Captain pilot sparow to aduit to ensure no misuse of the fund.

Thank you!!

Treasurer Toh


Sunday, February 06, 2011

Fund Collected so far

Hi Guys!!

Just an update on our current SB funds.

We have a total of $221.05!! Will be using part of them for the coming AGM which taking place over at Kelvin's new house!!

I hereby wish all of us injury free throughout the newly started season!! :)

And stay happy always!!

Treasurer Toh