Match 150 - Win

Songbo FC 3:1 Opponents

Date: 20th Feb 2011
Venue: Fuhua SS.
Jersey: Kappa Red

Starting Line-Up >> 4-1-3-1-1
Yanshou(GK), Kelvin(LB), Hwee Quan(CB), Kenny(CB), Kaiseng(RB), Jiaxiang(LM), T.Weijie(DM), Rujia(CM), Jackie(RM), Alvin Toh (SS), Junbing(CF)

Subtitutes:
Sybian

Scores:
HT: 3-0
FT: 3-1

Songbo FC back to winning ways

From a club that for a long time enjoyed the luxury of having 4 practise balls and 1 match ball to fallen into one that nearly faced a ball-less situation, one would expect the club to fall from such grace is Songbo FC.

With a CFO, Souless Seng, who is also a die-hard Arsenal fan, it is no surprise why the club though having lots of cash in it's bankbook, simply refuse to buy more balls. Exactly the same way why Arsenal dun wanna spend money buying new players to boost the squad.

If Souless ever read this article, i hope we can see new balls appearing in Fuhua Secondary the next week.

With goals from PapaSoh, BerbaToh and Seafood King in the first half, it virtually has kill off our opponents. Even a freakish consolation goal, could not muster any comeback to the game.

The game started with the opponents having a major share of possession. Bombarding the goal with some long shots and crosses, creating pressure towards Songbo. The only and crucial save came from a through pass, with the opponent beating the offside trap, he chips the keeper and luckily Tiger Yan was not far from the goal line and tips the ball to the crossbar. Having some sessions of yoga indeed made him a better keeper.

Songbo was awaken from that moment and few minutes later, a corner by Looney straight towards goal was FLAPPED by the keeper and a tap-in was needed by PapSoh to take the lead. 1-0 up!

With mando Tan making relentless running, the opponent midefield simply can't find a way to stop him. A simple pass was made to BerbaToh at the edge of the penalty area, and seeing no commitment from the opponent, Toh made an audacious looping strike and scored. 2-0 up!

Songbo was not satisfied, having thrown away 2 goals lead before, they needed a third to seal the game. And they are rewarded when another trademark corner from Looney was headed out by the opponents. Little did they know that Seafood King is lurking to strike just outside the box. Upon seeing the loose ball, he dash forward and completed a first time half volley into the left corner of the goal. 3-0!

Seafood King improved goal instinct certainly has to give credit to his time under Manger Lam Hodgon. A pity their manager is not there to witness the winning ways of Songbo.

Second half was more exciting....at least to the fans. Captain Mubarak was claiming a hurt hamstring, so on came NBA Star. In the past, NBA Star is one of the fittest and speedy player in Songbo, but a return to Basketball only makes his tummy bigger n bigger. It makes one wonder, how come he can grew so fat while playing a Basketball league. Due to reliable sources, NBA Star real intention to basketball is to train up a bunch of street fighters that do nothing but bash up opponents on and off the court. He was not involved in any fights as he is too slow to chase his man.

NBA Star was a stark contrast to his usual form. He could no longer outrun opponents, twist his body and whip in a decent cross. His presence on field remind the crowd (Mubarak and C-cup Chaos) of Fat Ronaldo.

Last but not least, the freakish goal that PapaSoh let in was a slow looping free-kick which Harry Redknapp's grandmother could tip it over. But instead it was tipped into the goal by our ever-reliable GK, Papasoh.

My man of the match is definitely Mando Tan. His lung-less running is the best weapon to Songbo for the day.

Off-the-Records

Souless Seng is no longer Lusty because he is now living with an empty soul. He has been giving craps to Mubarak and toking no-sense lately. Just hours before the match, he was spotted in CCK at around 2am. His mind on that day is definitely not the soccer ball, but the other 'Ball' that night. He can say watever he wans, but we know him too well. Nevertheless, we hope his love life is beautiful.

Tummy Quan is another victim of Mubarak's lashing. As Mubarak commented, "His body can no longer do what his mind wants..." With late nights mahjong every week, its inevitable his tummy is growing at such an alarming rate. Maybe a Run350 could help him with that.

C-cup Chao reported for urgent MC due to an injured back. Doubts are cast over the authencity of his injury, even the honest Seafood King who accompany him to take IPPT could not be confidently sure that it was due to IPPT that he injured his back. Songbo FC management would like to remind its member to exercise due caution when trying out new sex stunts.

Summary by

Tiger Yan