SAP registration issue

According to some reliable sources, 苹果乱报 has reported one of SongboFC senior member, Wayang Quan, previously from ABAAP, has filed for singlehood and has claimed to join SAP through his social networking portal, Facebook.

SAP secretary general, Tiger Yan, has clarified to the press that membership into SAP has to go through a stringent screening and assessment process before allowing a person to enter the party. In the case for Wayang Quan, there is no formal registration submitted to SAP.

SAP vice-chairman, Mervin Teo, has emphasised the point that should anyone proclaimed themself as a member of SAP without legal authorization, SAP will not hesitate to file charges against that person.

When asked about the issue of Wayang Quan's recent erractic behaviour, Mervin Teo says, " I believe there must be some setback in his recent love life. I really hope things will turn out well for him and his partner. As SAP has a social responsibility to uphold, i have to stop him from claiming he is now a member of SAP."

苹果乱报 so far has not captured any indecency of Wanyang Quan. But has reported that the case is somehow similar to Tiger Woods and John Terry. SAP legal advisor, Seafood King commented, " Maybe he is emulating what the super sportstars did, so that he can be referred to as one."