Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Songbo's statistics

For 01 June 08 - 19 Oct 08

Table:
GP W D L GS GA GD P
10 4 2 4 23 21 2 14

Total Matches Played : 86
Games Won : 46 (53.49%) Games Drawn: 15 (17.44%) Games Lost: 25 (29.07%)
Form for last 10 games(Earliest to Latest) : D L L W D L W W W L

Goals For : 2.3 per game
Goals Against : 2.1 per game
Clean Sheets : twice for last 10 games

Goalscorers List:
Jackie : 35
Rujia : 33
Yanshou : 21
Alvin Toh : 21
Kelvin : 18
Junbing : 18
Alvin Cai : 16
Mervin : 7
Sybian : 7
Hweequan : 4
Kenny : 3
Tan Weijie : 2
Kaiseng : 1
Suichao : 1
Guest : 1
Huang Weijie : 0
Binghong : 0

Fact of the Day:
1. Most Goal Scored in a Match by a Player : Junbing, 4 goals.
2. After 69 Matches, Seng finally open his account.
3. In all 86 Matches, there are a total of 12 games that we didn't score a single score. In this 12 games, there are 5 Draws and 7 Losses.
4. Jeremy scored 12 goals in total for the last 6 matches. That's 2 goals per game in average.


Match 74 - Win

Starting line-up: Tiger Yan(GK), Seng(RB), Huang(LB), Chao and Kenny (CBs), Sybian(RM), Jack-in-a-box(LM), Quan(DM), Captain Sparrow(CM), Lam(AM), Papa Soh(SC)
Super-sub: Utility man Kel

Sunday morning. Weather clear. Feeling apprehensive.

Songbo made a return to the Westwood Sec pitch, where they recently failed to secure a victory and had to settle for a draw after leading by 2 goals. It was this previous experience that led Captain Sparrow to ask Kelvin whether it was the same opponent again. Checks later revealed that it wasn't but it has to be said that it did not turn out to be desirable too, as we were made to play against Sporting, a team which we have defeated and will carry on doing so with one hand tied behind our back. Everyone was feeling hyped up by now, though bored in facing the same old rotting opponents like how a prisoner feels like when he's handed his daily meals of plain porridge.

All this complacency nearly led us to our downfall...if not for some lucky finishing from Looney, on a 33% conversion rate on his freekicks.

The match started slightly after 9 am and both teams were eager to gain an upper-hand. The first goal came during the journalist's urgent visit to the lavatory. Though i did not witness what happened, it transpired to me that Captain Sparrow headed in powerfully to start the goal rush. Certainly a taste of things to come.

Songbo FC has always survived and won matches based on stout defending and effective set-pieces, and the second goal was a testament to the latter. An inswinging corner from Looney saw Captain Sparrow again rising above the minions to nod the ball into the back of the net. 2-0 up, egos were starting to get inflated.

Credit has to be given to the opposition as they did not surrender even after being 2 goals down. Their midfield started to look more imposing and threatening, with their No. 57 bulldozing his way across the park with his technique and aggression, No 3 (aka Alern) making runs and passes to their No 7, who was nicking it around our defenders. Besides their tenacity, they had luck and the referee's bad decision to thank when their first goal came. A cross into the penalty area was not cleared far enough, and although our defenders had moved up to form a offside trap, the referee decided otherwise and allowed a goal when their clearly offside "tao-gai" player tapped the ball past a stunned and astonished Tiger Yan. 2-1.

The game progressed with end to end action and Songbo stemmed Sporting's progress with brave defending, notably Huang who has shown improvement over the games. Credit, of course, has to be given to the other 3. A freekick was earned outside the edge of the penalty box when Papa Soh was upended by one of Sporting's defenders' clumsy challenge. Looney, who previously had ballooned one freekick and show wide another, stepped up confidently to claim a stake. His competitor, Sybian. The choice was obvious, the desirable result proved so. Looney dispatched the deadball over the wall and straight at the GK. However, it has to be said the goal came as a result of the GK's inability to claim a high ball than Looney's accuracy. This view was reinforced by Looney after the match that he was indeed lucky. Nevertheless, a goal is a goal. Shortly after, referedd blew for the break.

After a smoke-filled break, the two teams returned to the field to begin the second half. Songbo made changes to their line-up bringing Kelvin in as RB and Seng moving over to the other side, sacrificing Huang in the process. Half-time team talk was to start a passing game, with subsequent changes to put Papa Soh back between the posts and Tiger Yan out to roam the park for his hunting. This was not to be as Sporting, clearly taken drugs during the break, came into the game snapping at our heels. Their perseverance finally paid off when a hopeful punt into the 6-yard box by their winger saw Tiger Yan failing to claim a simple ball under no pressure after coming out between the posts. It has to be the awkward bounce the ball took on the bumpy ground, as we all hate to say it was down to a lack of concentration. 3-2.

Songbo, tenacity our forte, decided to push on with our attack and it nearly paid dividends if not for Looney's rueful miss. A well-placed cross deep into the penalty area by Kelvin was well-controlled by Looney initially, as his first touch took the ball past a marking defender. He was let down by his own finishing as he opt for power instead of accuracy and saw the ball screaming wide of the post.

As the game progressed and the Sun rose, Alvin seemed to be the only hardworking midfield player, constantly hustling the opponent. Quan was feeling the results of a booze-filled session the night before and Captain Sparrow was looking like a shadow of his first-half performance. The consistent pressure from Alvin saw the opponent allowing a loose ball to reach Looney on the left side, and this time after a good control, he unleashed a dipping shot that left no chance to the GK. Clearly the match winner! Has to be lucky again...but then again who cares. 4-2.

Captain finally regained his composure and remembered that he had promised to bring Tiger Yan out and up. The change was finally made, to Tiger's pleasure, which was however short-lived. The action now concentrated on Songbo's side, with Sporting laying siege to our fortress. The fortress did not collapse during open play but it was during a corner that we narrowed our lead to 1 goal. The ball was put into the 6-yard box which Papa Soh claimed to be his ball. It must be due to the surface of the gloves that caused what happened next, as Soh was never prone to such errors. To everyone's horror, he dropped the ball and Opposition No 3 was the quickest to react to toe-poke the ball into goal, injuring Quan in the process with an elbow. It hurts, and judging by the whines Quan made, it should still be hurting now as this report hits the press. An appeal was made by Quan but the referee waved it off as flippant. 4-3.

The game finally ended as the kick off was made by Kelvin and Looney. A loud noise was heard from Tiger as he lamented his lack of chance to make up for his mistake, partially directed at Captain who forgot to bring him out.

In any case, a victory is sweet and sacrifices have to be made for the team at times. It is just Tiger's belligerent and mentality to win that caused him to explode, understandable by all of us. Take heart Tiger, no one blames you for that. Like how Captain sums it up, all players are not exonerated from mistakes, so why blame others? IT is this mentality that flows in our team that bonds us together.

Well done bros!


Match 73 - Lost

Starting Lineup: Cat, Thief, Geek, Seafood, Lust, SULK, Supposed Mas-catcher, Lam-par, Riise-to-be, Jack d’ Ripper, 5 Sec CUM

Great field. Synthetic grass. Yanshou’s old home ground. Sybian’s old firing ground. 70-yr-old MHA referee, Prime League player, Ah Lam’s blackout due to excessive sex, 1st match in black. What a wonderful combination of factors to make this an interesting match.

However, one word was needed to sum up Songbo’s 1st match in black: Chiu or 2 words: Really chiu. Factors leading to the downfall of Songbo: 1 strong central defender, Good goal kicks and simple clearances, simple yet deadly cross-field passes, short crisp passing, weather?, black jersey?, lethargic from long journey?, off-days from players and lack of commitment from most players.

Result: 2-1 defeat.

Synopsis:
In actual fact, the scoreline should have been wider if their 20-yr-old lookalike 35-yr-old nippy striker talked less and was more prolific.

1st goal:
Another cross field pass got behind our defence, striker through, Cat saved abit, striker got in front of Lust, Goal!

Equalizer:
Jack d’Ripper saw a lapse in concentration from opponent’s defence, took a quick free-kick, Goal!

2nd goal:
A cross, connected by a striker, bottom left, Goal!

This seemed like a match to forget. Nothing worth mentioning. Back to old problems of suicidal defending, disorganized midfield, isolated striking. However, I forgot to mention what the Prime League defender mentioned to me about our team after the match. ‘Discipline’. ‘Well-organised’. These two words were what he said about us.

I think it is important for us to always remember that we are not the most technically gifted team. But our win-lost record can match most amateur teams in Singapore. Why? Discipline and good organization. Let’s us not forget these traits that differentiate us from the other teams. In fact, we shall continue to maintain these qualities and improve on aspects which we are lacking in.

So let’s stay united, cheerful and gay about the unique Songbo team we have here, leverage on one another’s strength and using one another to cover up on our weaknesses.

Quoting Ah Chao’s fav tagline:
‘We are only as strong as our weakest link’.


Match 72 - Draw

Starting line up: Tiger Yan(GK), Thief(LB),C-cup(CB),Seafood(CB),Insolen(LB),Looney(LM),Sparrow(CM),Ah Lam(CM), Yaya Quan(CM),NBAStar(RM),PapaSoh(FW)

Half-Time Score : 1 - 0 (Jackie)
Full-Time Score : 2 - 2 (Jackie, Rujia)

A replay match against a group of young guys that we lost 4 - 1 a few months back. Almost 80% of the team reported late for the match and Captain Sparrow decided to charge all of them with mis-conduct (still awaiting charges).

The match went smoothly as Looney finally break his duck by scoring from a free kick (thanks to poor goal-keeping). Nothing significant happen during the first half.

To keep pace with Looney's goal tally, Captain Sparrow managed to add a goal through a corner with a well placed header. A few more goals could have been scored if not for poor finishing. The turn of event comes when our dear Sailor decided that we should "embraced" our opponents to show them the spirit of Fair Play. Much to the Referee's disguise, he doesn't agree with him and awarded a penalty to the opponents. As the match approaches the end, C-Cup loses his concentration and allowed their striker to get past him and slot in the much needed equalizer. What a spoiler to a good start.

Though the result isn't what we hope for, the team have definitely show much improvement over the past few months. What we need  now 
is more commitment, more confidence as well as more luck.

P.S : The Referee sucks big time !!!


Match 71 - Lost

Starting line up: Tiger Yan(GK), Thief(LB),C-cup(CB),Seafood(CB),Insolen(LB),Looney(LM),Sparrow(CM),Ah Lam(CM), Yaya Quan(CM),NBAStar(RM),PapaSoh(FW)

A match against some working adults from Shilton Hotel(never hear before) at Yusof Ishak Secondary school. Lost 2-0, wat to do? First goal scored cleanly outside the penalty box, a first time shot to the amaze of the goalie. Second was a shitty handball by Kelvin scored from the spot. The shittest thing is….it is committed outside the penalty area. Since 2-0 down in the first half, Songbo failed to test their opponents anymore. Though they had 2-3 good chances in the second half, they failed to convert that.

One thing to highlight, opponent had an irritating ang moh who likes to kick people’s legs and heels, but upon each foul he will act nicely to u. If the referee is smart enough, he will be given yellow long time ago.


Match 70 - Win







Starting Lineup: Pussy, Thief, Super Lusty, Lost Sailor, Computer Geek, INCREDIBLE SULK, Mascherano-wannabe, Small Sparrow, Ah LAM-par, Married Jack of all trades, 5 sec CUM

Set amidst lush greenery and great scenery, this field in Woodlands muz be one of the hidden treasures within concrete Singapore. It was so ulu that 82nd KC(supposed to know every corner of S’pore took half a day to come) and CCK kids (driven by North-familiar Jack) were late.

Opponents were a bunch of lau jiaoz with a mix of old uncles, China dudes, Terry Pathmanathan lookalike and Enciks. They looked strong and pretty organized from the pre match shootaround. Nonetheless, the match started smoothly. Songbo was using their typical discipline and organization to stifle the hard running and experience of the opponents. There were few chances far between with possession lost on both sides. Small sparrow, with a couple of misplaced pass to SULK, was one of the main culprits.

As the first half reached its halfway point, the breakthrough came. Thief, who has been improving by leaps and bounds from stolen manuals, turned defence into attack immediately with a great headed clearance. Ah LAM-par did well, brought the ball forward before unleashing an unstoppable shot which take a slight deflection off a defender and beat the outstretched keeper. Songbo’s goal has come against the run of play and injects a much needed boost to their confidence.

A goal usually does wonders. In no time, a corner was won by the team. From the resulting corner, 5 sec CUM planted a firm header beyond the keeper, albeit a deflection before the ball went in. 2-0 and Songbo was in cruise control. Halftime.

Halftime talk was about the matches 2 weeks before which Songbo did an AC Milan. Beneath the brave façade displayed by Small Sparrow, it was the fear of losing a 2-goal lead to a strong opponent. ‘Stay focused and take chances’ was the call from the talk.

The second half commenced and there were nothing between the teams except the score. Just as the score seemed to remain stagnant, a long punt by Married Jack found Small Sparrow. With one touch trapping the ball, the second one was a blast which sent the ball to the roof of the net. Small Sparrow thought it was a brilliant goal but according to Pussy, the opponent gk was as old as his father and he could have easily saved the shot. 3-0 and the game was as good as over.
The drama did not stop there. A notable incident in the second half was the scuffle by players from both sides towards the end of the game. A China dude striker appeared to elbow Geek and Geek retaliated with some virus sent to his body. Small Sparrow stepped in and gave the China dude a elbow of his own and the match almost turned into a boxing match between Geek and China dude. However, the melee died down quickly and Songbo collected only their third win of 2008.

Note of the match: Unsung hero Ah LAM-par tracking of their main man, Terry Pathmanathan lookalike, tilted the game in Songbo’s favour. We are improving in identifying and stifling opponents’ main men. Well done team. Let’s move on from this lesson and learn new tactics as we play more matches!

P.S: Thanks Kel for the zua-ing before Small Sparrow moved his big ass to write this report!